Raw celery is 95% water, 3% carbohydrates, 0.7% protein, and contains negligible fat (table). A 100-gram (3+1⁄2-ounce) reference serving provides 16 calories of food energy, and is a rich source of vitamin K, providing 28% of the Daily Value, with no other micronutrients in significant content (table).
Same shit people say about cucumbers and they all taste like bland ass. Literally worse than iced tap water.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celery