Why the fuck would anybody install an APP to use a website?

(Puts on clown face) “Sure, I’ll install this program on my pocket computer from the Urban Dictionary to save the time it would take me to open a web browser and type in the URL of it, all it costs is me giving direct access to my stored personal data and real-time activities”

Why the fuck did your dumb ass install a fucking app for a website you can easily navigate and access?

How else are they supposed to provide ads that are relevant to the 2.3Km/h you are walking on day 17 of walking?

Critical data they are missing there for the advertising partners.

:P