• drolex@sopuli.xyz
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    2 months ago

    Astronauts now: we need ice cream, stat! These space travels are very uncomfortable.

    Cosmonauts then: I will jump through the atmosphere with this glorified handkerchief to slow me down

    (Me in my armchair, also now: all these guys are such losers. I could do all that any day. But not today, maybe later though)

    • Stovetop@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      What? I thought astronauts already had ice cream. Do you mean to tell me that all those museum gift shops would just lie like that?