Oh so now it’s the forbidden fumes. That’s even more tempting
I don’t like the idea of a company telling me what I can and cannot smell. My father smelled potentially hazardous fumes, and his father ‘fore him! We will not submit!
My forefathers used canaries. Make a bird smell your Steam Deck vent.
Aww, okay. I’ll just have to go back to licking Switch cartridges then…
Those are coated in bitterant and taste terrible
I had no idea this was a thing until one day I was swapping games or something and temporarily held it between my lips. I didn’t taste it right away so I didn’t immediately link it back to the cartridge, but I mentioned it to the SO and she enlightened me.
I fell for a trap set for children and pets.
Don’t tell me what to do!
For real though, it smells nice so it’s probably pretty toxic. For some reason everything that smells or tastes good but isn’t food ends up being toxic as fuck. Like lead and plutonium. I’ve heard lead is sweet (I was smart enough not to eat the wall candy growing up), and plutonium apparently tastes like sour candy. The deck is probably shitting out super fenta-cancaids fumes that’re gonna shrivel our sex bits but it doesn’t matter because it smells divine.
Damn you Gaben with your super fenta-cancaids!
1984
I’ll steal/adapt a weird argument about eating animals:
If Valve didn’t want people sniffing Steam Deck fumes, they wouldn’t have made them smell so good.
Gaben spoke, and people listened.
Licking is still encouraged
“Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing Steam”
Look. The warm air feels excellent on my frozen nose. Let my dumb stoner ass enjoy it okay?
Dude weed lmao
WTF is wrong with people?
People huff freon. This doesn’t surprise me a bit. Nothing like a little ozone and chlorine I guess.
People huff freon.
Okay, but the freezer smells good
What does it smell like?
I bet it smells like burnt plastic and carcinogens