The Barto

I read the title as Lovecraft’s Time might have arrived and got kinda terrified for a second.

Ahk cool, now I’ll have a pile at my back door.

But I’m already midway through watching ds9

That’s why pigs are cool, they’re tasty as, like every part, they make a good and quite useful manure, then on top of that if you’ve got an enemy to deal with, they’ll make them disappear for you and they won’t say a thing to anyone.

Flight crew: GET OFF THIS PLANE! WE DONT DO COMFORT AND ANDNJOY HERE!

“what do you mean you don’t service tin cans on a string?!”

Me reading this comment chain:

I love everything about this paragraph.

Griest told police he had fallen on the television and that his wife had tried to catch him but ended up getting a cut on her neck. When Griest fell, the television broke and he got a cut on his finger. Griest told officers that he called police because the incident was “going to turn into a domestic” as his wife’s drunk boyfriend was allegedly going to stop the house the following day to assault him, Hornberger wrote in the affidavit.

Because someone’s favourite artists isn’t in there, even tho they probably don’t want to be.

What could be a possible explanation for the lower football turnout?

Weed.

Lol she’d never pass the mirror test.

But he’s passed out in the back, so this teenagers gonna slap your burger together.

Heil H… Santa

What does it smell like?

The right kind of petty.

Is that guy in the thumbnail trying to tell that train which way to go?

we have merged Google Croissant with Google Bread to create a new all in one app named Google Bakery.

Hahahaha cool, Linux with ads and tracking and all the spyware you could ever want.