I was in a bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking. Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, ladies, are you three lassies from Scotland? One of them angrily screeched, “It’s Wales, you bloody idiot, Wales!” So I apologized and replied, “I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?”
That’s some real good shit Scotland and whales have been sniffing for centuries now.
whales…
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