MacOS: Am I a joke to you?

Not a rumor, it was.

Peace?

Reading all this makes me sad; and I’m relieved to have switched to Mac years ago…

No one has died of dysentery I guess…

Some of us remember!!! Damn you, first level!!!

Yeah Jellico was hated at first, but in retrospect, he was goddamn right about a lot of things

Okay—not the Legacy I was hoping for, but, wow!

Wait… what episode is this?

— From the Net?

— No, from the Web.

Imagine the view from Earth!

We can do that!?!?

This makes me mad…

“Anyway, here’s Wonderwall”

And a hundred times hangrier, yeah…

TIL installing Linux on a MacBook downgrades it to a MacBoo.

This is the land of cobra chickens.

We deeply respect the limits they impose on us.

“Whaddayamean the brakes are in a different package?!?”

CD? You mean the shiny coaster?

You forgot your obligatory BtW i uSe ArCh, kiddo…