Promise? 🥺

Boots with the purr 😻

I bite my baby even when he’s not in a food-shaped costume, he loves it!

Nah, but we got a bit of this sorta thing going on:

He’s identical to my baby pictures at his age, and he got my 96th percentile noggin

No, he is my son too

The only way that you effectively oppose the other

You can always vote third party if you want to pay lip service while helping the candidate you dislike

My wife and I like this booth because our son’s stroller fits nicely without blocking walkways =)

Those ones we just refuse to acknowledge, corporations pay through the nose for attention, so don’t give it to them

NTBDBIWDFTA

I’ll have you know that there are several states that no longer practice slavery, thank you very much! XD

Makes it sound like someone dropped a round while reloading and it fell on him XD

I’m a sucker for fruity pebbles (I actually prefer the malt-o-meal bag version)

Breakfast cereal

My wife and I both agree that it’s a dessert, not a food XD

That’s based on the assumption that the two angles in the middle add up to 180, which can’t be assumed by inspection alone as demonstrated by the visibly square 80° angle

Pokemon

Nothing like “possible” “consequences” for abuse of power

I was gonna say, that’s a pretty big nerf

Whoops!