• dmention7@lemm.ee
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    1 month ago

    It’s been awhile since I’ve had a Tootsie Pop, but a lick that gets 1/364th the way to the center sounds somewhat more aggressive than I would want applied to the vagina that I don’t have.

    (and now that is in my comment history…)

    • BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net
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      1 month ago

      Haha that’s exactly what I was expecting it to be. I haven’t seen one of those things since I swiped a penthouse from a seedy gas station back in the 90s. They were advertised in the back and solidly piqued my curiosity. Because surely, surely, it’s not even close.