• Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    5 months ago

    US Corporations: But we can’t start paying people to do work! That would completely wreck our business model!

    Workers: So you would actually be bankrupt? Your corporation is that much of an empty shell?

    US Corporations: Well, we really just don’t want to have to spend less time golfing, and having to pay people might eventually cut into golf funds and time.