Bobbing their heads at every step. How ridiculous must have that looked if it was the case.

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    4 months ago

    Def 100 chicken sized t-rex, they’re not pack hunters, so you won’t have to deal with a big coordinated attack. Just have to fight the tiny-rex a few at a time.

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      4 months ago

      I mean, they’d be pretty much like real chickens.

      Chicken rules are just prison rules.

      You pick the biggest one, and punt it across the yard. Then it attacks the second biggest one and you’re done.

      If you let one of them attack you first, then the rest are going to want to see how they measure up.

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        Unless you accidentally punt the one that makes the toilet wine… then you’ll have a mess of alch-y chickens looking for your flask & going all puke-a-potamus all over your shoes.

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      I’ve played enough Zelda to know that chickens do attack in packs so why wouldn’t a T-Rex and how do we know? For all we know they were purple and sang songs.

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        Yeah, I saw that documentary. They would even sometimes team up with yellow triceratops.

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        You…attacked the cocos??? YOU MONSTER!!!

        Fun fact, Danny Sexbang had ZERO idea about that feature despite playing Link to the Past growing up. It wasn’t until Arin Hanson forced him to repeatedly attack them. Then we got to hear Dannys reaction in realtime for the first time ever seeing what happens.