They get to the bottom of whether chess against a grandmaster could be won with remote-controlled sex toys
I mean no study is really conclusive without reproducibility. I should probably study it as well.
A single person is too small a sample size really. I’ll join your study
Fine. Fine. You talked me into it.
No, no, I’m already set with the equipment.
oh my.
Do yourself a favor and watch the video. However funny you think it is, it’s better.
Not ruining my algorithm
Use piped, then.
AnarchyChess approves.
I mean, they have vibrating but plugs, that can be controlled remotely by an app. Each move would be instructed with 2 number pairs. Each pair represents a square on the board- normally they’re identified by letters running left to right (from white’s perspective,) a-h, and a number 1-8 (white’s home row is 1).
The first pair is the starting position, the second pair is the final position, so you pulse out four numbers with a pause between them, and that communicates the move.
The person with the remote app (that can be used across the internet, for the record,) watched a live feed and plugs in the move an opponent makes, and reports back the chess ai’s move.
Bzzt-bzzt—bzzt-bzzt-bzzt-bzzt-bzzt—bzzt-bzzt-bzzt—bzzt-bzzt-bzzt-bzzt-bzzt-
Would instruct a move from the pawn in E2 to move to e3,
Just a guess; though, these guys just wanted to shove a vibrator up their ass… no judgment.
If you had a pitch perfect butt, you could pulse different frequencies to make the transmission faster. Ideally 8 tones, so just 4 pulses each time.
Or just Morse code
Marse code
E2 to E3 would be (I’m changing the numbers to just count out the buzzes to make it easier. E is one short buzz.):
Buzz. Buzz buzz.
Buzz. Buzz buzz buzz.
(Now imagine the old notation “King’s Bishop takes Queen’s Knight”)
It’s all fun and games, until you have to explain to a person you are playing chess with, that you just orgasmed because of the vibrating butt plug, you are using to cheat at said chess match.
Is that better or worse than explaining that you just orgasmed because you just love playing chess?
It’s Always Sunny had an episode like this. Now I know it’s based on a real story. How rare.
I’m surprised you hadn’t heard of it, it was pretty widely published as one might guess from the topic.
I probably had, but I also probably erased it with some beer later. These days I only know and retain YAML.
I feel like this is a plot for a hentai doujin in the making.
