• listless@lemmy.cringecollective.io
    231·
    13 hours ago
    1. adjudicated rape
    2. 36 felonies
    3. orange spray tan
    4. the world’s worst combover
    5. a small $1,000,000 loan in the 70’s from your dad but also being made head of a major real estate company that your father owned and also other multimillion dollar loans that were never paid back in the 80’s and having daddy cosign/guarantee 70 million dollar projects you were a part of.
    6. all the bankruptcies
    7. racism
    8. misogyny
    9. lies
    10. alternative facts about the climate change hoax
  • theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world
    16·
    12 hours ago
    1. Hat
    2. Extremely dubious nutrition supplement
    3. Car dealership
    4. Kid who doesn’t talk to you anymore
    5. Gen ai program
    6. Cybertruck
    7. $10,000 subscription to a seminar that tells you to buy more overpriced bullshit
    8. 10,000 DOGE subscription to a seminar that tells you to buy more overpriced bullshit
    9. X premium subscription
    10. Gun
  • Alice@hilariouschaos.com
    43·
    7 hours ago
    1. Jacked up truck with maga bumper stickers
    2. Maga hat
    3. A paid off house or property
    4. Married
    5. Kids
    6. Guns
    7. A blue collar job
    8. An X account
    9. Thick skin
    10. American flag

    Honestly you know mine is pretty spot on

  • Kaboom@reddthat.com
    215·
    12 hours ago

    1. Deport illegals

    2. Protective tariffs

    3. Not demolish the second amendment

    4. Absolutely stupid culture war stuff

    5. Making NATO countries meet their obligations

    6. Pull out the middle east

    7. Hopefully drain the swamp

    8. Help keep food on the table

    9. Help keep the agencies in check. Like Fema.

    10. Be populist as hell

    • Furbag@lemmy.world
      3·
      6 hours ago

      How come he didn’t fix any of these problem the first time around?

      Face it, you got tricked. Again.

    • cranakis@reddthat.com
      6·
      10 hours ago
      1. Pull out the middle east

      Israel too, right?

      1. Hopefully drain the swamp

      Blows me away that people think that slimy fucker is going to fight corruption… Trump is the corruption. Look at this clown show of a cabinet.

    • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
      5·
      11 hours ago

      Rape and fraud should be higher on the list.

      Holy shit. Just looked at your history. Congratulations! You get to cut ahead to the front of the blocked line!