I’m thinking I would go with either, “swing it, baby” or “right on, sister!”
So, like-
“Mr. Nartik, set course for Tau Alpha III. Warp six.”
“Course laid in, sir.”
“Right on, sister!”
This would be the 23rd or 24th century gender-neutral form of the word sister, obviously.
“Punch it Chewie”
“Excuse me, sir. I may be from Mexico, but my name is not Chuy and I take great offense at you assuming it is.”
Whelp, it’s about that time.
[Gently slap thighs]The ship will actually depart in about 45 minutes.
“Let’s-a-go !” 🍄
“So long, Gay Bowser!”
It’s-a me! Captain Mario!
🎶Let’s do the waaarp thiiing agaaaaiiin 🎶
silently presses the button that makes ship go
Let 'er rip!
I’m not going to tell Captain Reno how to run their ship, but I really don’t think Dr. Culber should be at the helm.
Ha. Medical officer at the helm is really stretching the limits of the omnidisciplinary scienteist/doctor character.
“Let’s get it on.”
This would be the 23rd or 24th century gender-neutral form of the word sister, obviously.
We already have one: “sibling.”
That being said I’d probably just go with “engage” and “hit it” varyingly. And when using “engage” I’d hope to emulate Picard but in a way that wouldn’t make people think I am.
It was a joke, my friend.
Yes, I understood it was a joke.
That doesn’t prevent me from commenting on it, though, as the premise wasn’t bad, but the example given wasn’t the best.
If I had a ship with variable wrap geometry: transform and roll out!
I love the theory that these guys are basically the origins of the Borg. They kept gathering technology that they didn’t understand and at one point the technology took over them, then time travel or some non-sense sent one of their ships back in time, boom! Borg born.
Edit: Also the image of them being like “We are smart Borg. Resistance is dumb. You will give us your stuff.” is definitely the best part of this theory
Haha. I never heard that before, but it’s great.
Although, considering they blew up Pakled Planet by accident, I don’t know that they would survive long enough to do it.
I absolutely love that as well
(But how do they plot a course?)
A primal scream that is utterly unwriteable; would only be described as:
“Into the abyss of agony, a guttural roar echoes, tearing through the very fabric of existence. A primal cry, born of anguish and despair, reverberates across the vast expanse, a tempest of raw emotion unleashed upon the world. The air quivers with the force of it, as if the universe itself recoils in awe at the sheer intensity of the soul-shattering sound.”
“Oh yeah, that’s our Captain Targz. He’s kinda weird but he gets shit done. But we like working with him. You get used to the roar; I mean yeah who wouldn’t want Admiral Picard’s ‘Engage’ but whatever. Go means go.”
Fart sounds. On the shipwide PA system.