If you enjoyed this post, you’ll love this:
https://www.bulwer-lytton.com/It was love at first sight—he was tall and broad-shouldered, with a dimpled smile, twinkling green eyes, and in keeping with his combination of statistically unlikely but deeply alluring features, type AB blood, and that condition where cilantro tastes like soap.
Tony Angel walked Fiona back to the car and handed her the leash, if only he hadn’t thrown the ball so hard; it had marred an otherwise perfect first date on the White Cliffs of Dover.
The villa in Tuscany is abandoned now, and nature, in the form of invasive vegetation, is reclaiming the small vineyard where Rodolfo and Susannah made love each afternoon, beginning with the creeping Coccinia virginiana, followed by the woody Polemonium gloriosa, and ending, of course, with the drooping Glandularia vulgaris.
This is spectacular.
Why isn’t this marked NSFW? It’s highly arousing.
As a Brit, the word fanny packs will always be hilarious.
HOLD ON I NEED PUT ON MY PUSSY PACK.
U wot
Get this man a Pulitzer
Haha. Oh hey, that’s Zach from SMBC. No wonder it’s weird 😆
fanny packs are SO back. It’s only a matter of time before socks and sandals are too…
Socks and adiletten have been back for some years now
slippers != sandals
me : 1
this challenging fap : 0
I’ll be in my bunk.
