Those are 100% augmented.
Ostriches don’t have boobs, they’re birds.
til the chicken in my freezer don’t exist cuz it’s chicken breast
I didn’t say breast, I said boobs.
All men have breasts. Only some of us have boobs.
Good point
Yeah but birds do have tits. You know… I’m going to skip trying to add a picture of a tit here, that search might backfire.
Tits and boobies are not ostriches!
Just because tits can fly doesn’t mean we should ostrichsize those that can’t.
They don’t have nipples, but they certainly have breasts.
Does that mean the difference between a breast and a boob is just the nipple?
They can be shown on US television at least.
There’s also the lack of cleavage.
Imagine needing censoring the word boobs for social media.
I have a th*ory that censoring certain w*rds makes the t*xt read more edgy and illegal, drawing in even more p**ple for the clickbait.
You can’t write boobs, the sacred algorithms don’t like it!
Titties. Hehe.
The boomers always used to call millenials snowflakes, but fucking hell, if censoring swearwords isn’t ACTUAL snowflake behaviour.
For clarification, I’m not saying millenials are snowflakes.
Are the millennials not in their 30s now? Don’t think it’s them censoring stuff like this
I’m not even the oldest millennial year and I’m 41.
Im 38. I was born in 1986, left school and started work aged 16, in 2003.
1986 gang rise up!
My mother is a millennial (40) and I am Gen Z (18)
How do i delete someone else’s comment?
I suddenly feel so old.
I’m 31. I was born in 1993, left school and started college aged 18, in 2012.
Are you still a millennial then?
fixed version ;)
How could you, where are the two nipple dots?!
Here you go
Usually I’m more involved when my face is planted on someone’s tits but I’ll allow it.
What have you done.
I would love to know as well but I was struck blind when I tried to view his post. What horrible eldritch power did he release upon the world?
Didn’t you snap and get banned after a stretch of anti-trans posts?
Wow your modlog tells a story!
Woke left won’t even let us say boob anymore!
/s because some people actually think this shit
My calculator got an update it won’t display 5318008 anymore.
First they came for Chr!stmas and I said nothing. Then they came for b@#bs and I remained silent. What’s next
My woke university decided to call remembrance day “the statutory holiday” and that one actually pissed me off
I don’t remember that
https://www.instagram.com/p/DCHeG45vOP6/
Aka the reason this university or any of us are allowed to exist at all. “The statutory holiday”. Fuck that.
What am I missing? Remembrance day is a statutory holiday, what exactly is wrong here?
Well if you look at their posts they have no problem saying Truth and Reconciliation day or International Women’s Day etc etc. I don’t care that they don’t say christmas anymore but remembrance day is like the most important day on the canadian calendar.
I think you might be reading a little too much into it. It’s just information that services will be closed that day, I see no political statement. They acknowledge it on the website: https://www.uvic.ca/news/topics/2024+flag-lowering-remembrance-day+news
The other days you’ve mentioned are neither well known nor are they statutory holidays, so it makes sense to actually provide some context
Bombs?
Oh no what might it say? Bulbs? Birbs? We may never know!
Barbs. She got hooked on barbiturates earlier than her peers did.
Her name is Sydney, the largest city in Australia, so I think it meant to say she can cook a fine venison on the barbie
Did she have an ostrich sized barbie, though, ready to fry up some mortal wombat?
Obviously it says b orbs.
Yeah, this is definitely it
Bæbs?
Somewhat off topic, I had an idea for a slightly cheesy visual novel:
You play as a woman who has relatively large breasts. The game is entirely first person and you never actually see her, just people acting in oafish ways around her as she desperately tries to make a professional career.
Curious if that would sound silly/interesting to some people.
It’s an interesting concept but no way I would play that. Building a career is a boring concept on its own. I don’t want to emulate someone else doing something I wish I didn’t have to do in real life.
How many truckers play them trucker simulators, how many farmers play them farmer simulations and how many dictators play Civilization?
There’s a market.
… okay but driving trucks around europe is kind of fun
Kim Jong Un is a top tier Civ 6 player no doubt.
What else would he spend his time on?
I think it would be more targeted towards people who haven’t experienced it in real life as a sort of empathy-building exercise.
I can see it work, if you can see them when you look down
Haha that would actually be a great exercise in building empathy
That’s Sidney Sweeney, btw. You’re welcome.
Bro out here doing the Lords work 🙏
And if you want to waste your time Sydney Sweeney’s Boobs (34DD) Are Not That Big
The size may not be uncommon but I don’t think it would be controversial to say that most women with boobs that size don’t look like her. I don’t really get the point of the rest of that article though. They’re acting like it’s some jealously guarded secret that a lot of dudes are into big boobs. I feel like that is a pretty widely publicized fact lol
I appreciate that they devoted an article to her boobs but they’re wrong. Boobs like that are pretty rare on girls with her frame.
She and I share the same hometown. Lots of mixed feelings about her.
Needs an ostrich for scale.
We can’t even say boobs now? Censorship is getting out of hand.
40042.5 * 2
pov: you forgot your reading glasses:
What are berbs?
We need to call in Archie Duke to take care of this problem.
Why is Hitler in the background?
